Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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