does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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