You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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