is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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