I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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