I look better un-naked...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
is it fun? or sober?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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