TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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