So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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