Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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