I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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