you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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