hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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