Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Will exercising make me less horny?
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