If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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