he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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