Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My liver just broke up with me...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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