just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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