Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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