Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Everything about him screamed your future.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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