first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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