Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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