oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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