Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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