So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
