So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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