You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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