Swine flu. Run for my life!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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