How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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