Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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