Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
smell my finger.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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