what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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