I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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