is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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