I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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