sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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