I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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