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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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  ugh yes i love our date nights

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.

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