i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have tasted many bathrooms
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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