ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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