but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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