Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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