My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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