you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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