Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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