READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm always down for nudity.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
