People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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