Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
