she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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its RUM not tequila. seriously.
6:47, thats not a houdini. the houdini is when you're doing a girl from behind in a room with her facing out a window, then discretely pull out and have your friend (who's been hiding in the room) take your place, then you leave the room and walk past the window and wave at the girl.
I FEEL THIRSTY AFTER CONSUMING SALTY PRETZELS HAW HAW HAW
I definitely LOL'd to this
writer? omg. don quixote was a fictional charecter that was the 'hero' in a classic story
ignorance is NOT bliss.
ignorance is the end of society
My first thought upon reading this was "It totally should be." After reading 5:06 my though is "Is he really that stupid?".
Don Q is a type of rum actually. Quite good, a bit hard to find, but relatively cheap!
5:05 thats a Harry Houdini, dick wad
almost legit. There is a rum brand called Don Q. Still... shes pry an idiot.
"My judgement is now clear and unfettered, and that dark cloud of ignorance has disappeared"
I'm glad to see the thumbs down are about equal with the thumbs up here.
5:06, it's a novel. Yes, there's a ballet rendition, and musical renditions... but it's a novel.
Lawl at 5:09. Seriously, take 30 seconds and check Wikipedia before making a fool of yourself.
It is also a grocery store in Hawaii :)
it is a type of tequila... it's actually the house brand @ the bar where i work
5:19-It's "blumpkin" not grumpkin, or bloken
and Don Quixote IS also a tequila
Proly thinks Sancho Paza is a place where you can order a nice bowl of La Mancha then chace it all down with a shot of Don Quixote!
It's a fuckin ballet morons
didnt anyone watch wishbone as a child? its a novel. and its also a symphony written by strauss.
culture is a good thing to learn. classical music and reading never killed anyone. i promise.
Probably thinks Tolstoy is a type of vodka
Girls like her make me wanna take a dump on my English degree. As stated, Don Quixote is a character from Cervantes' novel. His sidekick is Sancho Panza and he chases Dulcinea throughout the novel. Dulcinea is his vision of the perfect woman.
When you prop up a girls hips, and she is soaking wet, fuck her hard until you cum in her. Then piss in her while she is still propped up. Then you stick your finger in her cum and piss filled pussy, spin it around to get it all coated with the stank brew, use your finger to draw a mustache on your passed out buddy's face.
Wait you mean it isn't
wow you are all so stupid
7:34 that movie is amazing! its scary yet amusing.
to 5:16, thats a bloken. ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?
10:12...the story has been told as a broadway musical called The Man of La Mancha
yes peoplee it IS a ballet as well as a book and whatever else it has been made into calm yourself! jeez.
534,, thank you,, there are a few of us on here,, far and few between, as is evidenced by the hordes, however,, its a great way to monitor the future of this country
and may i suggest for your edification, to watch a movie called 'idiocracy'
. movie, is so so,, however the point of it should amuse , or sadden you, to no end:)
American University of Antigua whats up.. if anyone here is from AUA u should 'like' my comment
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
5:34...although it is a novel the story was interpreted into a rather famous ballet as well as a musical. Don't call people stupid until you know all the information.
Um, you're all wrong, Don Quijote was a Spanish writer.
ahahaha there are some dumb as fucks on here...Mr ballet..u sir are stupid....5:23 thanks for having a brain, at least someone on here does
no it's when you get your dick sucked while you're taking a shit
yeah i had to wiki that so i don't know if a lot of people know him
thats pretty bliss though. fuck society
It's a novel not a ballet
STOP POSTING YOU ASSHOLES! I'M FIRST, DAMMIT!
i think a don quixote is when you're doing a girl from behind and then before you cum, you pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around you surprise her with a facial
Now you can officially fuck her without feeling guilty.
9:16, I fucking love you. That was great.
Na that's called a grumpkin.
k...well, in this girl's defense, there is a rum called Don Q, it has a picture of a spanish knight with a lance on the bottle, easy mistake.