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  • 79 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    6:47, thats not a houdini. the houdini is when you're doing a girl from behind in a room with her facing out a window, then discretely pull out and have your friend (who's been hiding in the room) take your place, then you leave the room and walk past the window and wave at the girl.

  • 78 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    writer? omg. don quixote was a fictional charecter that was the 'hero' in a classic story ignorance is NOT bliss. ignorance is the end of society

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:06pm

    "My judgement is now clear and unfettered, and that dark cloud of ignorance has disappeared"

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:01pm

    I FEEL THIRSTY AFTER CONSUMING SALTY PRETZELS HAW HAW HAW

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:39pm

    I'm glad to see the thumbs down are about equal with the thumbs up here.

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:12pm

    It is also a grocery store in Hawaii :)

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:48pm

    5:19-It's "blumpkin" not grumpkin, or bloken and Don Quixote IS also a tequila

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:10pm

    My first thought upon reading this was "It totally should be." After reading 5:06 my though is "Is he really that stupid?".

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:54pm

    it is a type of tequila... it's actually the house brand @ the bar where i work

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:16pm

    no it's when you get your dick sucked while you're taking a shit

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:16pm

    Probably thinks Tolstoy is a type of vodka

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:20pm

    Lawl at 5:09. Seriously, take 30 seconds and check Wikipedia before making a fool of yourself.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:08pm

    5:06, it's a novel. Yes, there's a ballet rendition, and musical renditions... but it's a novel.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:47pm

    5:05 thats a Harry Houdini, dick wad

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:34pm

    534,, thank you,, there are a few of us on here,, far and few between, as is evidenced by the hordes, however,, its a great way to monitor the future of this country and may i suggest for your edification, to watch a movie called 'idiocracy' . movie, is so so,, however the point of it should amuse , or sadden you, to no end:)

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:06pm

    wow you are all so stupid

  • 59 49
    Submitted by supabitch69 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:04pm

    its RUM not tequila. seriously.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:28pm

    Proly thinks Sancho Paza is a place where you can order a nice bowl of La Mancha then chace it all down with a shot of Don Quixote!

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:38pm

    to 5:16, thats a bloken. ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:06pm

    It's a fuckin ballet morons

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:14am

    almost legit. There is a rum brand called Don Q. Still... shes pry an idiot.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:04pm

    Don Q is a type of rum actually. Quite good, a bit hard to find, but relatively cheap!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:43pm

    Girls like her make me wanna take a dump on my English degree. As stated, Don Quixote is a character from Cervantes' novel. His sidekick is Sancho Panza and he chases Dulcinea throughout the novel. Dulcinea is his vision of the perfect woman.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:34pm

    ahahaha there are some dumb as fucks on here...Mr ballet..u sir are stupid....5:23 thanks for having a brain, at least someone on here does

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:47pm

    didnt anyone watch wishbone as a child? its a novel. and its also a symphony written by strauss. culture is a good thing to learn. classical music and reading never killed anyone. i promise.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:34am

    yes peoplee it IS a ballet as well as a book and whatever else it has been made into calm yourself! jeez.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:53pm

    7:34 that movie is amazing! its scary yet amusing.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    thats pretty bliss though. fuck society

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:08pm

    5:34...although it is a novel the story was interpreted into a rather famous ballet as well as a musical. Don't call people stupid until you know all the information.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:11pm

    When you prop up a girls hips, and she is soaking wet, fuck her hard until you cum in her. Then piss in her while she is still propped up. Then you stick your finger in her cum and piss filled pussy, spin it around to get it all coated with the stank brew, use your finger to draw a mustache on your passed out buddy's face.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:13am

    10:12...the story has been told as a broadway musical called The Man of La Mancha

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:09pm

    Um, you're all wrong, Don Quijote was a Spanish writer.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:08pm

    It's a novel not a ballet

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:41pm

    Wait you mean it isn't

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:25pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Santino on Aug 16, 10 at 1:01pm

    I definitely LOL'd to this

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:13pm

    STOP POSTING YOU ASSHOLES! I'M FIRST, DAMMIT!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:04pm

    Now you can officially fuck her without feeling guilty.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by gujuguy on Jun 17, 10 at 12:03am

    American University of Antigua whats up.. if anyone here is from AUA u should 'like' my comment

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:05pm

    i think a don quixote is when you're doing a girl from behind and then before you cum, you pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around you surprise her with a facial

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:09am

    9:16, I fucking love you. That was great.

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:17pm

    yeah i had to wiki that so i don't know if a lot of people know him

  • 46 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:19pm

    Na that's called a grumpkin.

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:21pm

    k...well, in this girl's defense, there is a rum called Don Q, it has a picture of a spanish knight with a lance on the bottle, easy mistake.