she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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6:47, thats not a houdini. the houdini is when you're doing a girl from behind in a room with her facing out a window, then discretely pull out and have your friend (who's been hiding in the room) take your place, then you leave the room and walk past the window and wave at the girl.
I FEEL THIRSTY AFTER CONSUMING SALTY PRETZELS HAW HAW HAW
its RUM not tequila. seriously.
I definitely LOL'd to this
"My judgement is now clear and unfettered, and that dark cloud of ignorance has disappeared"
5:05 thats a Harry Houdini, dick wad
writer? omg. don quixote was a fictional charecter that was the 'hero' in a classic story
ignorance is NOT bliss.
ignorance is the end of society
My first thought upon reading this was "It totally should be." After reading 5:06 my though is "Is he really that stupid?".
Lawl at 5:09. Seriously, take 30 seconds and check Wikipedia before making a fool of yourself.
5:06, it's a novel. Yes, there's a ballet rendition, and musical renditions... but it's a novel.
almost legit. There is a rum brand called Don Q. Still... shes pry an idiot.
I'm glad to see the thumbs down are about equal with the thumbs up here.
It is also a grocery store in Hawaii :)
it is a type of tequila... it's actually the house brand @ the bar where i work
Don Q is a type of rum actually. Quite good, a bit hard to find, but relatively cheap!
Girls like her make me wanna take a dump on my English degree. As stated, Don Quixote is a character from Cervantes' novel. His sidekick is Sancho Panza and he chases Dulcinea throughout the novel. Dulcinea is his vision of the perfect woman.
5:19-It's "blumpkin" not grumpkin, or bloken
and Don Quixote IS also a tequila
It's a fuckin ballet morons
Probably thinks Tolstoy is a type of vodka
Proly thinks Sancho Paza is a place where you can order a nice bowl of La Mancha then chace it all down with a shot of Don Quixote!
When you prop up a girls hips, and she is soaking wet, fuck her hard until you cum in her. Then piss in her while she is still propped up. Then you stick your finger in her cum and piss filled pussy, spin it around to get it all coated with the stank brew, use your finger to draw a mustache on your passed out buddy's face.
didnt anyone watch wishbone as a child? its a novel. and its also a symphony written by strauss.
culture is a good thing to learn. classical music and reading never killed anyone. i promise.
to 5:16, thats a bloken. ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?
Wait you mean it isn't
wow you are all so stupid
10:12...the story has been told as a broadway musical called The Man of La Mancha
yes peoplee it IS a ballet as well as a book and whatever else it has been made into calm yourself! jeez.
7:34 that movie is amazing! its scary yet amusing.
534,, thank you,, there are a few of us on here,, far and few between, as is evidenced by the hordes, however,, its a great way to monitor the future of this country
and may i suggest for your edification, to watch a movie called 'idiocracy'
. movie, is so so,, however the point of it should amuse , or sadden you, to no end:)
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
American University of Antigua whats up.. if anyone here is from AUA u should 'like' my comment
no it's when you get your dick sucked while you're taking a shit
5:34...although it is a novel the story was interpreted into a rather famous ballet as well as a musical. Don't call people stupid until you know all the information.
thats pretty bliss though. fuck society
ahahaha there are some dumb as fucks on here...Mr ballet..u sir are stupid....5:23 thanks for having a brain, at least someone on here does
Um, you're all wrong, Don Quijote was a Spanish writer.
It's a novel not a ballet
STOP POSTING YOU ASSHOLES! I'M FIRST, DAMMIT!
yeah i had to wiki that so i don't know if a lot of people know him
9:16, I fucking love you. That was great.
Now you can officially fuck her without feeling guilty.
i think a don quixote is when you're doing a girl from behind and then before you cum, you pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around you surprise her with a facial
Na that's called a grumpkin.
k...well, in this girl's defense, there is a rum called Don Q, it has a picture of a spanish knight with a lance on the bottle, easy mistake.