i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Panties = found
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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