sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
you never un-have a 4some
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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