I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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