i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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