did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got chris browned last night
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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