You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
