Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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