Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis