can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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