Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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