Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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